siclight:

il—-cervo—-piccolo:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS NEAT THING OKAY?

Just to preface this, I don’t know if anyone else has posted this, so if you have, I’m sorry! I’m posting for anybody with any anxiety, stress, want to cool down from a rough day, or just need background noise to function!

This is a really neat site because you have more than one noise to choose from to listen to. If rain isn’t really your thing, they have crackling fire and breaking waves, and it’s just really relaxing. And you know what’s the coolest part about each noise? You can change the levels. You can slide and switch levels around to have the perfect amount of thunder, or light rain, or crackles in your fire, or foamy sea goodness! Each noise (to my knowledge) has 10 sliders for different sounds within said noise, so you can mix and listen for as long as you need! And if you don’t feel like mixing it yourself, there’s a neat button called “Animate” which allows the noise to evolve and change itself, so it gives it a little flavor.

It even has some that are specifically catering to mental health and sound therapy.

But really, I encourage everyone to at least try it out, it’s just super neat and it calms me down and serves as a nice low noise in the background if I need it for sleep or working on homework.

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

So, this guy on Tinder kept heckling me about gaming with him and he was joking around. I told him I play WoW and he was like “WEAK. you need to get on my level!” and “You’re just scared that I’ll beat you!” and I just wasn’t really in a jokey mood so I was like “Eh, I’m just not really interested. I’m not competitive.”

And I thought I was implying that I wasn’t interested in gaming with him and he was like “Well if you aren’t interested, unmatch me. Don’t have to be rude. Bye.” And I fought with him for a good 30 minutes on how I didn’t mean it like that. Was sorry. And would like to make amends. But he literally just called me a nut job and that I needed manners. He also said that my sorrys were like “Toilet paper”. When I was trying to be civil. 

So I finally got fed up and was like “Fine, I tried to make amends. Tried to start over. But if you won’t unmatch me because you’re too immature and just want to feel like you’ve won then fine. I’ll be the bigger person and walk away.” I said a few other things, but I don’t have the conversation anymore to be exact.

I was just so fed up with this privileged white ass hole. I mean like. I was telling him that I’d like to try again and he fucking said “THROW IN A FEW MORE SORRYS” after he told me that he didn’t believe any sorry that anyone game him.

These white ass hole pricks on Tinder. I’m so tired of it. I’ll probably just delete it again.

There’s a room where the light won’t find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I’ll be right behind you

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

mishethequiche:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

Remove cattle from stage

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

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terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in red
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I don't like the way you draw blaine.
✖ Anonymous

tacogrande:

rocketssurgery:

I appreciate the feedback and have made the following changes

g;ADYS WHATH

blackoutballad:

omfg this was bound to happen i just KNEW IT

not too sure what to call this, i just happen to really like coats. the trolls will be done relatively soon-ish 

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

6.09 | Clap Your Hands If You Believe